This is a extremely watered-down version of ELIZA -- the 1966 computer "Therapist" Chatbot, it was designed to fool people into thinking there was a real person on the line, it did work most of the time! but people started seeing through repetitions and nonsensical statements and finally realised they've been sharing their personal information to a literal piece of code XD. it worked by simply looking for keywords in a statement to respond with a question including "important" words from the statement to make it look like it had listened.
This was made in one consecutive session of coding, most of the statements/questions are slightly reworded or removed completely (as mention earlier, it is "watered-down") (Press "e" to show most of the variables!) Please tell me if there are any bugs!
