Welcome to stalkmon! A totally not-ripoff version of Kumon! And even if it was a ripoff, it would've at least 10x better. Anyways, here at Stalkmon we give you lessons in stalking, robbing, impersonating, and breaking into someone's home! And only for $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 we will make sure that you will have 0 seconds of free time!! Just fill out this form below! Name//How much experience do you have in stalking//what lessons do you wanna take//How much are you willing to pay for this//Will you pledge that you will do your 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 hours of Stalkmon homework?
(Would've made this a studio but I'm not a scratcher yet so...) My goofy ahh O, guys (I'm on a laptop with no touch screen. Ok? Don't blame me, blame the MOUSE)
