Keep it appropriate y’all… which means legal. Which means no Frans or Papysans. That’s gross. Still, even putting those two ships aside, Sans is confirmed to be Asexual by Toby. Obviously, my art style might change, so Sans might look different sometimes lol. But… just keep it nice, ok guys? * Be a good child and go upstairs * Every human down here meets the same fate… * They come, they leave, they die. * I have seen it again and again. * This is your final warning. * You want to leave so badly? * Hmph. You are just like the others. * There is only one solution to this. * Prove yourself. Prove to me you are strong enough to survive. * You continue to scroll down * If you truly wish to find what’s at the bottom, I will not stop you. * However, when you leave, please do not come back. * I hope you understand. * Goodbye, my child. * You walk outside and see two skeletons. You hear music start to play. WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND! * how was the fall? IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND! * give us a call. WE DON’T SEE HUMANS OFTEN! * we’re happy you just dropped in I’LL BE SO POPULAR, WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN! * hey, papyrus, mind your manners. CAN IT, SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER! * excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric. YOU’RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC! * call me what you want, i got thick skin. ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I’M FINISHED WITH HIM! WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULLEST KIND! * to mess with us takes a lot of spine. (The music stops) OH MY GOD, SANS, JUST SHUT UP! * aw. do i need to put more… backbone into my puns? * You try to reopen Toriel’s door. Now you know what she meant by “They die.” You reset to go back to Toriel. WOWIE, HUMAN! I’M SURPRISED YOU CAME TO TALK TO ME! I JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. IF YOU SAY A FRUIT BEFORE THE QUESTION, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. BUT PLEASE DO NOT TELL OTHER PEOPLE THIS IF THEY ASK. BUT DO NOT LIE, EITHER! THAT WOULD BE QUITE RUDE OF US, AND THEN I COULDN’T MAKE SPAGHETTI FOR MONTHS BECAUSE OF MY GUILT! INSTEAD, JUST TELL THEM “I LIKE FRUITS!” THOUGH, IF YOU DON’T LIKE FRUITS JUST SAY “IDK.” THAT ALWAYS WORKS! AND YOU AREN’T LYING, REALLY. YOU’RE JUST SAYING “IDK” WHICH MEANS “I DON’T (EVER BE) KNAVISH!” ANYWAY, I NEED TO REMIND SANS TO PICK UP HIS SOCK. DON’T FORGET, IT’S A SECRET BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE SMART ENOUGH TO SCROLL DOWN HERE!
A note from Sans: * pap, if you disguise yourself as a human to try to get me to pick up my sock, i won’t do it. if you’re not my lil bro, and you ask me to pick up my sock, well… your gonna have a bad time. Anyway, thanks to Toby Fox and Temmie Chang for designing Sans. (Yea, I did have to go through my Switch album to find the pic of Papyrus in his sports car and Sans on his tricycle on the highway where it says who designed him.) * wait, kiddo. whaddya mean i was… designed? Oh… oh, shoot. Um, I just remembered I gotta, um, play video games! Yeah, for my daily hand-eye coordination! Yeah, um, see ya! (Guys. Don’t you even dare answer his question. You ask the questions, not him!)
