Before the invention of clocks and crypto, when knights and dragons existed, some dude wearing a shiny gold hat thingy was like: "Ooh, I'm some dude wearing a shiny gold hat thingy that gives me power over a group of people who I take money from so I get rich, and like, that old cave looks cool so I'm going to only send in old people that shoot fire out of their hands to get me stuff." And now you're in the cave/temple/crypt. So like, I dunno, do something, kill things, like, you got the power.
Credits: Sound Design: me me not you and me Voice Acting: Joshua Josh Josh cat Me Graphics: me only me me me me me me me Josh Like, the entire game: not You
