Evil king Scratchy McScrachtoes wants to rule the world! And he wants to do it by sending the clones to you! Yes, YOU! You're probably quite confused- why would he want to kill me? I'm just a person reading intructions from a guy who made a bad game! Well because - wait, BAD GAME? BAD GAME?!? I spent 10 minutes crafting this masterpiece and you call it a 'bad game'? Wow. WOW. Fine, you don't deserve my help. ... ... ... Ugh... i still need to give you instructions... otherwise I won't get paid... fine, here is the deal - you give me five stars on 'Totallynotscam.com' and I'll tell you what to do... k? Here: Press the cats to damage and eventually kill- I mean politely ask them to lower their health bars until they fall asleep. Thanks for the five stars. Oh, yeah, the boss asked me to say this too: Can you defeat his clone army and bring peace back to the scratch kingdom? ... ... ... ... Why are you still here? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Can you stop? Typing these dots is becoming very annoying! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. Ugh!!! You made me miss one! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... If you are going to stay, can you at least pay me? I don't earn much at this job. ... ... No? ... ... Fine! No dots for you! ... Actually I need to have the dots to validate my work. ... ... ... .. I missed ANOTHER ONE! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... Bro. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... How many lines has this been? It feels like A LOT. Can you check for me? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... HA THOSE FOOLS! THEY FELL FOR IT! I'M A GENIUS- oh, you're still here... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... And................. done! Bye! LEAVE ME ALONE! THIS IS MY LUNCH BREAK!
Thanks to brownieandflash for the king sprite. Credit to 04tmoody for the intro And of course: ME MYSELF I For making ALL the code. Hey, what about me? I'm the instructions guy! Ugh, fine, and the instructions guy who told you the instructions.
