ROCK SIMULATOR ----------------------------------------------------------------- From the award-winning studio that brought you insane games like: Find the Milk & Button Clicker, comes a bold reimagining of existence itself. Powered by the cutting-edge Granite Engine™, Rock Simulator™ delivers the most immersive geological gameplay ever created. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Key Features Infinite Stillness™: Experience the true serenity of doing absolutely nothing as you bask in the sun for millennia. Dynamic Weathering Engine™: Watch as rain, wind, and erosion slowly shape your rugged form over geological epochs. Photosynthesis Not Included™: Because you’re not a plant. You’re a rock. And that’s cooler. Photorealistic Geology: Using state-of-the-art photogrammetry, every crack, pebble, and grain of sand has been painstakingly scanned to bring rocks to life like never before. Dynamic Timeflow System: Experience weather cycles and day-night cycles like no other. Play through hundreds of millions of years in stunning 4K at 120 FPS. Cinematic Stillness™: Feel the weight of true immobility with a groundbreaking still-frame animation system that captures the essence of simply… existing. Next-Level Immersion Featuring a sweeping orchestral score composed by a Grammy-winning team, paired with authentic field recordings of actual rocks doing nothing. Every silence is earned. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Critics Are Already Calling It: “The Dark Souls of rocks.” – GamePro Digest “The most ambitious geological project ever attempted in gaming.” – IGN Earth “I cried when my boulder rolled slightly to the left.” – PC Gamer ----------------------------------------------------------------- Comes with 2 extreme DLCs: Moss Awakes DLC : Add lush, photorealistic moss growth to your rock in 4K Ultra Green. Dynamic humidity system ensures moss spreads organically over decades. Pre-order bonus: “Golden Moss” skin, because why not. Fossilized Legends DLC : Unlock prehistoric skins like Dinosaur Footprint Rock, Ancient Trilobite Rock, and Suspiciously Human-Shaped Rock. Discover lore-rich archaeological digs where you do absolutely nothing while scientists do all the work. 7. Rock Simulator™: The Microtransaction Quarry (Season 2 Roadmap) Buy rare rock skins like Diamond, Glow-in-the-Dark Quartz, or the highly controversial NFT Gravel. Premium currency: Pebble Points™. -------------------------------------------------------------- This is more than a game. This is more than a simulation. This is the definitive rock-solid experience of a generation. This is Rock Simulator.
