So this insanity all happened around 6:30 at my school on September 11th, when me and my friend @DudeWith_Shampoo227 were just messing around on the new playground, and there was a couple traffic cones with a orange plastic mesh fence that were blocking off something, for no reason... And we started like, gently touching it, and tugging, and basically acting like its a fun house. less than a minuet later, some Karen showed up, and fr threatened to call the dang county sheriff on us, for apparently -"vandalizing private property" - even tho all we did was touch it, and left no trace that we were even there to mess with it in the first place. @DudeWith_Shampoo227 proceeded to ignore her, and said, "yeah sure. like she would even try." we then kept doing what we were doing before, messing around with the funi orange plastic mesh fence. then when I tried to leave, Shampoo man stopped me and said he wanted to see the sheriff actually arrive. so we stayed. then Shampoo man wanted to taunt the Karen, and went over to her, and said, "So. You still gonna call the sheriff on us for touching that orange plastic?" I couldn't hear what she said because she was on the other side of the huge playground, but when Shampoo told me, apparently she said, "I sure am. And their on their way now." so as we began to leave after about 30 minutes, because we thought she was just lying about calling the sheriff, we were about to take a turn around a corner of the school, and what do ya' know. the sheriff pulls right around the corner, and into the school parking lot. perfectly timed, like we were set up for it. I was going to ditch, but Shampoo said to me "What are we going to be in trouble for? all we did was touch plastic." we went back down and to the sheriff, and we showed him what we did. long story short, he wasn't even mad. (obviously) he literally said he didn't care, and he had better things to do than respond to this goofy Karen. we were then able to leave, and the sheriff said he was going to go have a talk with our parents about us "vandalizing property", but in reality, he never did. he just told her that to not make her mad. then we left. and never got in trouble. that's it. sounds stupid, because it is. then we left, like, an hour after that all started. nothing else. Then we told tedsterr this entire story
me and @DudeWith_Shampoo227 yes, it actually happened on September 11th. no pun intended.
