Gal: Are you having another depressive episode? Ash: A depressive episode? Ash: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one. Ash : Gal said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Ivy is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open. Gal: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Ivy: Fake? Gal: Pango, I want Ivy gone ASAP! Pango: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us? Gal: The only person that could help us is Ash and I don’t really trust them… *Looks over to Ash* Ash: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* Ash: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Ivy, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself. Ash and Pango: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Gal: Ivy, exasperatedly: We have a guest Ash: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. Ash: Yes, I'm adopting Pango and you cowards can't tell me no! Ash: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Gal: Awww, no, you haven't! Ash: So why do you keep cooking?
