"Welcome to Baldi's Boss Battle Blast! Come on in, and have a bash!" Use the arrow keys to move! And space to jump! And "S" to "S"hoot a doughnut! Note: This is quite hard. Practice is key. And also, for people who lack confidence in their skill and/or are confused on what to do... ATTACK GUIDE! Phase 1 attacks Shoe Throw: Baldi throws his shoes at you. Make sure to focus on the ground and dodge. It will reflect off of the left, so jump again to avoid it for the last time. Volatile Ink: The hitbox may be wonky, so escape from it as far as you can go. Quarter: Baldi throws a quarter that bounces off the top and bottom. Weave between the bounces. Baldi's Ruler: A comically large ruler appears behind Baldi, and slaps down. Make sure you are near the left of the arena to dodge it. Phase 2 attacks Ruler Bites: Rulers rise to the top of the border. Make sure to go to the middle of the arena after dodging it so that you have an advantage. Bouncing Rulers: Rulers drop onto the arena and bounce in the direction towards you. You can go under or over, any makes sense. Just make sure you time it correctly! Numbers: A number appears on the opposite side of the arena from you. Shooting it will cause it to aim towards Baldi, damaging him. Phase 3 attacks Playtime: She doesn't attack you, but her jumprope does! Make sure to position yourself correctly, and jump when the jumprope touches the ground. While this attack is active, shoot Playtime! It's a Bully: This big meanie will block your path. Your donuts will ricochet off him, so you can't attack him. Try to position yourself carefully. Let's hope the Principal takes care of him... Gotta Sweep: Gotta Sweep will sweep the arena starting from the opposite side you're on, dealing huge damage. The very back of the arena is safe, though, so go there. Alternatively, you can weave between him. While this attack is active, shoot Gotta Sweep! 1st Prize: This lovable robot will try to hug you by ramming into you, dealing damage. He starts from the right, then goes to the left, then the right, and repeat. Make sure to time your jump well. While this attack is active, shoot 1st Prize! Phase 4 attacks Takeoff: Baldi will takeoff like a plane and zoom to the left, middle, or right of the arena. He can't go to the same one twice in a row, so go to where he was before when he takes off! Balders: When he is in the middle, Baldi will unleash two Balders that land on the ground, then roll to the edge of the arena. To dodge properly, you must jump and move at the same time. It might be tricky, however... Impossible Questions: When he is on the left or right, Baldi unleashes his Impossible Questions on the same side as he, which zoom to the opposite side of the arena. Jump as soon as you hear the garbled glitch noises! I hope this helps you! Also, try to get S Rank!
Credits: Studio MDHR (this was inspired by Cuphead), @ThePhantomAnimator, Linwood Boomer, Toby Fox, Fakeyou, Vinny Vinesauce, raxdflipnote, DConstruct (on YT), FromSoftware, HAL Laboratory, Nintendo, and most importantly, @PURPLE_THE_GEIST and @mystman12 (Micah McGonigal). This wouldn't have been possible without you. Thank you. If you encounter a bug, please tell me, and I'll try my best to fix it.