9.13.25 ┆ a combination of short stories ˗ˏˋ ꒰ ✉︎ ꒱ ˎˊ˗ you've got mail ! open ? [yes] no ⌢⌢ loading . . . done !! heyhey my stars !! today we will be looking at some .. interesting short stories that will probably make you roll on the floor with laughter and mew . (okay i really need to stop .) 1 . "teeheeheeheehee" I giddily squeal as my friend chokes of laughter . she rolls and giggles on the floor , all while choking . I do not help her . I turn into a chimpanzini banananini and fly away in a cloud of skibidi toilet . 2 . i plant flowers at the headstone of our fallen comrade , a tear escaping from my cheek fueling the life of a flower that has grown on the grave . i walk away just as a beam of light descends and snatches lime marker away from his grave . rest in dried up peace , lime green . 3 . "6777777!" a boy next to me screams . I try to keep my cool , but it fails . I punch him in the face and he turns into a labubu wearing a chicken . 4 . I was lonely , walking on the street towards the bus stop . from a bush , I hear a rustling . I turn my head to see a turtle emerge and lock eyes with a snail . their eyes sparkled with delight as they slowly , s l o w l y , s l o w l y walked towards each other . I witnessed their reunion and then mewed into oblivion . tyty to @wood_chips_are_yummy for making a special episode of CDTBHFTHT for this also tyty to @wood_chips_are_yummy for inspiring some of these
