the simpsons Homer: Hey there, boy! Mom took the girls to ballet [mockingly] tonight, so [under his teeth] it's just you and me, kid. Bart: [exhaustedly] Uh, sure, Dad. Homer: [angrily] Now set up the TV trays and let's get started. You want the frozen fish nuggets or the pork-a-roni? Bart: [barfs in mouth] That's a toss-up, Dad. Homer: [happily] I've got an idea! Let's mix 'em together, smorgasbord style! Homer: Where'd he go? Homer: [angrily] Bart? Bart! Bart..? Bart! Bart! ... Bart, bart! BAAART! Bart: [reluctantly] Here I am... Homer: Eat. Bart: Yuck. Tastes like dog food. Homer: [angrily] Bart! Bart: [teasingly] Does eating dog food turn you into a dog? Homer: [angrily] Bart! Bart: [teasingly] Well, that answers that question. Homer: You're not touching your fish nuggets-a-roni, boy. Homer: Whoops, dropped my fork! Homer: [confused] Finished already? Bart: Mmm, licked the plate clean! Homer: Good, cause there's plenty more where that came from!
