It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday Not your normal, average, everyday Sounds like someone felled my old (C)oral tree Spongebob, Patrick, w(H)y'd you do th(I)s to me? The world feels like it's in loverly Go away before I harm you bodily This (C)hristmas feels li(K)(E) the very first Christmas to me There'll be shopping, decorating, and ple(N)ty of snow ((P)lenty (O)f snow) Hey, (P)atrick, who's that under the mistletoe? (The mistletoe) What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go People seem a little more brotherly (Brotherly) Here's a special something to you from me (To you from me) Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy? Step outside, we've got something for you to see Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately Chestnuts roasting, and burns in the third degree Tonight things are as good as they seem to be A star on top will complete all the scenery This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
It’s not December.