Elliot's Daily Shower Thoughts

Instructions

Random or weird stuff I think of throughout the day will go here. I'll reshare it each day so I don't have to make a new project for each day lolz. I'll make a new project when I run out of description length. Was wanting to make these daily, but I've noticed that I forget to add thoughts sometimes. 9/17/25- The first guy to milk a cow must've been really messed up. You know the universe hates you when you accidentally finish your enemy's sentence bro,,,- 9/18/25- Taking showers and baths would be really annoying if water was really thick. A person giving birth to a person, and that person giving birth to a person, and that person giving birth to a person, etc, is nature's Russian nesting dolls. It's funny that your stomach grumbles when you're hungry and it grumbles when you ate something that makes you sick. Don't know why, but it's just funny. 9/19/25- How can a teacher give you homework if you're homeless? /s 9/20/25- forgot to post a shower thought ;-; 9/21/25- Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up multiple times a night? 9/22/25- frgrot to posed agen buuu ukh 9/23/25- What psycho thought it was normal to put round pizzas in square boxes? Like, seriously. 9/24/25- We can drink a drink, but we can't food some food. You can do that in German, but not in English. Like, either we should have two separate words for each, or the same words for each. But instead we have one separate word and one same word. It's really weird. 9/25/25- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the word for the fear of long words. Let that sink in 9/26/25- The word "handsome" only sounds right coming out of the mouths of grandmas, wives, and homies. 9/27/25- If we have a watermelon, do we also have firemelon, earthmelon, and airmelon? The elemelons! 9/28/25- What armrest at the movie theatre is yours? 9/29/25- Schoolwork kept me busy :[ 9/30/25- Same as yeaterday. But I feel bad going two days in a row without a shower thought posted, so uh, have this: I am very cold and my blankets aren't working. Use that to make fun of me for not posting. 10/1/25- The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue. 10/2/25- At special occasions, girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it. 10/3/25- guys i'm so buns i fororrrrr 10/4/25- If you draw on a vampire's face while they're asleep, they'll never find out. 10/5/25- I thought I posted on this day. I was like, I so did. Well, obviously, as you can see, I didn't. Bad Elliot. Bad. >:[ 10/6/25- We are just brains controlling bodies. I am not the body I live in, but the brain. I am just the brain and I am controlling this body that I am stuck with. 10/7/15- ISTG I DIDN'T FORGET!!!! I got home and I'm not kidding, the internet stopped working. Muh gaurdian talked to xfinity for two hours, and they were trying to sell her upgrades and such, but she said, and I quote, "See, I may be interested in better upgrades for my internet service, but right now I don't even have any to be upgraded." So uuh. Yea. I was going to update this when I got home, but couldn't. very much apologize, my venerated orchestra members. 10/8/25- Water's flavor is its temperature 10/9/25- 9:40PM, technically still on time!!! Why do they call them kandi "singles" when they are just regular bracelets? It doesn't make sense to me????? 10/10/15- I love how "vocation" is stuff having to do with jobs, and "vacation" is taking a break from your job. Funny. 10/11/25- Movies that are based on true stories are all apart of the same series- Life. 10/12/25- waiting for the light to turn so you can cross the street is the ad break in your bike ride. Don't kill me, it's 10:30pm which means it's still on time, chat 10/13/25- me: *mixing sauce* guardian: add in the rest of the vegan crumbles me: ? *checks fridge* *checks freezer* Where is that? What is that? guardian: *opens fridge* These. *taps fingers against a plastic bag in the fridge* me *grabs it because I'm /definitely/ closer to it even though she literally tapped it* Are you sure this is right? *confusion because why would you put these in ravioli sauce* guardian: *glances over her shoulder* Yes. Put them in. me: okay... *mixes it in* guardian: *checks on sauce* the meat's all mashed up... me: What meat? guardian: *checks bag* You put in flax seeds! me: whu- you told me to. guardian: I said vegan crumbles! me: I don't know what that is! You tapped the bag, and I even asked you to be sure. guardian: well I wasn't looking! me: Then it's not my fault guardian: But you should've known what to put in the sauce, it's literally ravioli sauce. Why would you put in flax seeds? me: THAT'S LITERALLY WHY I ASKED guardian: you wasted 6 cups of flax seeds. That stuff is expensive! me: how-.. how is this my fault..? (Clarification, plant-based meat) shower thought: adults are funny My cousin calls music artists who use autotune and voice modulators liars and fake artists. Again, adults are funny. Look below