Cough, cough. Ahem. *loud and obnoxious screeching noise* IS THIS THING ON? …Yes. Yes, it is. A one, and a two. And a one two three four! For what reason are these home-boys dissing my female companion? Why must they front? What action did we take that reflected upon us in the form of unlawful violence? O, o, but I acknowledge I am yours O, o, and I am assured that you are mine O, o, and hypothetically this will be truthful incessantly O, whee, oh, my very likeness mimics that of Buddy Holly’s! O, o! And you assume the occupation of actress as yourself, Mary Tyler Moore! It makes no difference what they dictate about ourselves anyhow. It makes no difference to me! Never shall you fear, for I am always in your vicinity I comprehend your desire for my aid Your tongue is entangled, your ocular orbs are slit You require a sentinel O, o, but I acknowledge I am yours O, o, and I am assured that you are mine O, o, and hypothetically this will be truthful incessantly O, whee, oh, my very likeness mimics that of Buddy Holly’s! O, o! And you assume the occupation of actress as yourself, Mary Tyler Moore! It makes no difference what they dictate about ourselves anyhow. It makes no difference to me! It makes no difference to me! It makes no difference to me! Thunder! Thunder! A striking of the door! Subsequent thunder! Meet the floorboards! O, no, whatever shall we do? Don’t examine, now, but I have lost my footwear I cannot run, and I cannot kick Whatever is the matter, infant, are you unwell? Whatever is the matter, whatever is the matter, whatever is the matter, you? Whatever is the matter, infant, are you blue? O, o, and hypothetically this will be truthful incessantly And hypothetically this will be truthful incessantly O, whee, oh, my very likeness mimics that of Buddy Holly’s! O, o! And you assume the occupation of actress as yourself, Mary Tyler Moore! It makes no difference what they dictate about ourselves anyhow. It makes no difference to me! It makes no difference to me! It makes no difference to me! It makes no difference to me! It makes no difference to me!
