"HEY USERS!!! Its me, Deadnite!!! Your probably wondering, who's shoes did I have to wear to get my own account? Well, I didnt. The guy behind this screen was stupid enough to make me an account. Like c'mon user, why give ME of all the characters in the world an account? Makes NO SENSE! But I should probably quit yapping cuz I'm taking up way too much space for the about me part eheh-"
"Alrighty, since I know you guys are tired of me yapping about, I'm gonna generously let the guy behind the screen do the about me part" Name: "Shhh, you cant give away my secret identity!!" Allias: Deadnite Age: 37 Height: "Like, 6'7-" real height is 3'11 (since hes a mobian hedgehog) Bacstory: "I ain't letting you tell THEM! Thats PERSONAL" "Thanks for wasting your time scrolling down here, now go get a job or something. Yep, that's right, i said it! Now shoo, shoo"