I wish everyone thought this way! :3 I am the 5% Anyways I thought there would be no harm to... Kotlc group chat! I made another project of this separately. Warning: This does not belong to me but I found it in a meme [ Not on scratch ] and thought it was too funny to ignore. Keefe added Sophie, Biana, Marella, Linh, Tam, Fitz, and Dex to a group chat. Keefe: Hey guys! Dex: Uh, why am I on here? Keefe: Because we need a better way to communicate than imparters. And hush, I'm busy. Sophie: Busy with what? Keefe changed Dex's name to Mr. Gadgets. Keefe changed Keefe's name to Lord Hunkyhair. Lord Hunkyhair changed Sophie's name to Mysterious Miss F. Lord Hunkyhair changed Tam's name to Bangs Boy. Lord Hunkyhair changed Linh's name to WaterGirl. Lord Hunkyhair changed Marella's name to FlameGirl. Lord Hunkyhair changed Biana's name to Ms. Makeup. Mysterious Miss F: KEEFE! Ms. Makeup: Can I change Fitz's name plz? And y am I Ms. Makeup? Lord Hunkyhair: Sure, go ahead. Ms. Makeup changed Fitz's name to Chandelier Head. Chandelier Head: Hey! Biana! And Biana, you're Ms. Makeup, because you're literally applying makeup as we type. Lord Hunkyhair changed the group name to Keefe Is Amazing. FlameGirl: Do I have to be FlameGirl? I'm more than just a pyrokinetic, you know. Lord Hunkyhair: Why, what would you like to be? Ms. Makeup: Huh, I wonder where Tam and Linh are. WaterGirl: I'm right here! And Tam's sitting next to me! FlameGirl: How about just Marella? I hate nicknames. Mysterious Miss F: You know, I'm just going to fix all of this. Mysterious Miss F changed Mysterious Miss F's name to Sophie. Sophie changed Chandelier Head's name to Fitz. Sophie changed Ms. Makeup's name to Biana. Sophie changed FlameGirl's name to Marella. Lord Hunkyhair: Foster, you're so boringgggggggg. Bangs Boy: You know if we were all in the same room, he'd totally be whining right now. Sophie: Oh, I know. I read that message in his whiny voice. Sophie changed Bangs Boy's name to Tam. Sophie changed WaterGirl's name to Linh. Sophie changed Mr. Gadgets name to Dex. Sophie changed Lord Hunkyhair's name to Keefe. Sophie: Now, no changing other people's names! Only change your own! Are we all agreed? Fitz: Agreed. Biana: Agreed. Marella: Agreed. Linh: Agreed. Dex: Agreed. Tam: Whatever, fine. Keefe: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, but only for you, Foster. Tam: I just threw up in my mouth. Dex: We need a better group name. Biana: What about the Sparkle Squad? Dex: NOTHING with sparkles in its name. Keefe: But we have such an awesome group name right now! I bet we'll never come up with one that's even close to how awesome the current one is. Biana: Well, what r ur ideas then, if ur so smart? Sophie: I'm getting deja vu of when we brainstormed the Team Valiant name. Keefe: I totally wish I'd been there to see you annoy the council. That would've been almost as awesome as the Great Gulon incident. Sophie: Seriously, what IS the Great Gulon incident? Marella: I thought we were supposed to be coming up with a group chat name? Sophie: Okay, so what're everybody's ideas?
{Continued} Fitz: Uhhh, I'm blanking. Biana: Then I'm changing it 2 Sparkle Squad! Biana changed the group name from Keefe Is Awesome to Sparkle Squad. Sophie; Biana! No! Biana: 2 late! But IDK why ur complaining! Sparkles make everything better! Dex: How about Awesome Squad? Tam: Why "squad?" Does this word have some significance to you guys that I'm unaware of? Dex: No, it's just a cool word. Tam: Ahh, I see. Sophie: Uhh, what about Black Swan? Keefe: BORING! What about Team Good Guys? Tam: Is that, like, a serious suggestion? Linh: We should re-give ourselves nicknames! Keefe: I'm down for that. Keefe changed Keefe's name to Lord Hunkyhair. Lord Hunkyhair: Dex, can I please call you Mr. Gadgets? Dex: Fine, but only if you make it LORD Gadgets. Lord Hunkyhair changed Dex's name to LORD Gadgets. LORD Gadgets: Keefe, you know that's not what I meant. LORD Gadgets changed LORD Gadgets' name to Lord Gadgets. Biana: I'm going to be Lady Sparkles! Biana changed Biana's name to Lady Sparkles. Marella: No nicknames for me, please and thank you. Fitz: Sophie, what do you think my nickname should be? Sophie: IDK, you can choose your own, but IDK if I even want a nickname. Linh: Whoever wants to can come up with a nickname for me! Tam: Personally, I don't want a nickname, but I'll give Linh a nickname. Tam changed Linh's name to The Girl of Many Floods. Lord Hunkyhair: Y'all nickname-less people are Bo-ring! The Girl of Many Floods: Really, Tam? Fitz: I thought we were supposed to be talking about, y'know, taking down the Neverseen? Lord Hunkyhair: This is more fun though! Sophie: Could everybody be quiet for a second? Okay, here's how we're going to do this. We'll come up with a group chat name, and THEN we'll talk about Black Swan stuff. Lord Hunkyhair: I'm so proud of you, Foster! I think I've been a great influence on you! Sophie: Keefe, BE QUIET PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Now, whoever has a SERIOUS suggestion for the group chat name, put it here. Lord Hunkyhair: Just leave it up to me. Lord Gadgets: NO! Tam: NO! Sophie: Absolutely not! Lord Hunkyhair: Jeez, I'll make it something you will all approve of. Tam: Somehow, I doubt that. Lady Sparkles: I'm back! Lord Gadgets: Where were you? Lady Sparkles: Well, Marella and Linh r at Everglen, and I was giving Linh a makeover! Marella: She MADE me listen. Don't worry, you guys didn't miss anything. Mostly it was about the best hair-curling elixir. Lady Sparkles: That's an important thing 4 somebody 2 know! Sophie: Wait, why were you at Everglen? Marella: It was nothing. Lady Sparkles: Oh, I uh, invited Marella over to torch most of Alvar's possessions. And Linh was training with Marella, so she came along, also 2 diffuse any extra flames. Fitz: Why'd you do that without me? Sophie: BACK TO TOPIC, PLEASE. And fine, Keefe, choose the group name, but if we don't like it, we're changing it to something else. Lord Hunkyhair: Fiiiiiiiiine. Lord Hunkyhair changed the group chat name from Sparkle Squad to The People Who Actually Get Things Done. Marella: The sad part is, that's actually accurate. Tam: She is right. Sophie: That's because the Council is, well, the Council, and the Black Swan is, well, the Black Swan. Lord Hunkyhair: See, the name I came up with is amazing! Fitz: It's fine, I guess XD Just Kidding. Sophie: Wait, where's Linh? The Girl of Many Floods: I'm right here! I was feeding my murcat! Wanna see a picture? She's SOOOOO cute! The Girl of Many Floods sent a picture to the group chat. Lady Sparkles: Awww, she really is adorable. Tam: You say that now, but when you live with it, not so much. It has POISONOUS FANGS, guys. POISONOUS. Sophie: Can we PLEASE get back on topic? We need a plan! Lord Hunkyhair: Fine. Fitz: Of course! Sophie: Okay, down to business... FINALLY This does not belong to me but I found it in a meme [ Not on scratch ] and thought it was too funny to ignore.
