LYRICS FOR THE HAPPY KIDS WHO WANT TO SING ALONG WITH ME, DOCTOR FISHFISHFISH! Ten is the number of people Pre-Drank Liquids has abducte- I mean, offered jobs to Nine is the number of car crashes we definitely didn’t cause! Eight is the number of people who loved our drinks so much they couldn’t breathe! Seven is the number of wrongful lawsuits against us! Six is the number of mole rat-flavored drinks we have! Five is the number of years PBS Kids has sponsored us! Four is the number of bodies we certainly aren’t hiding in the basement! Three is the number of people we’ve turned into milkshakes! Two is the number of dollars we pay our workers yearly! And one is the number of how many MEs there are!
I HAVE SUCH A NICE SINGING VOICE! NOW GO HELP FUND PRE-DRANK LIQUIDS!
