About Me If Y'all Even Care (╯︵╰,)

Instructions

Funnies! Maroon: Even Vine and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. Vine: I mistook them for a garbage can. Maroon, when Haryion walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. Maroon: *accidentally smacks Vine in the face with the baking sheet* Haryion: This date is boring! Roxas : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Haryion: Then why did you invite me? Roxas : I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "Roxas I'll do whatever I want! Vine: Maroon is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Roxas : Yes. Sharptooth: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Maroon: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Roxas : What truce? Vine: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Me: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice* Roxas : I have feelings for you. Haryion: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay? Blun: All right, Sharptooth, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd! Sharptooth: I’m not even your kid- *Haryion is crying after a breakup* Roxas : There there, Haryion. Haryion, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Roxas : Great question— Roxas : Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no. Haryion: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。 Roxas : What the…? Haryion: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました… Roxas : Is that actually the Bible?! Haryion: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。 Roxas : And you stopped breathing, too?! Haryion: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。 Roxas : Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay! Haryion: Roxas is playing hard to get. Haryion: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of. Maroon: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Ink Roxas: I really care about your feelings! Vine: I really Don't care about YOUR feelings! Maroon, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Roxas : YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Haryion: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU! Blun: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. Tari: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Roxas : All I drank was Redbull! Tari: How many? Roxas : Eighteen. Roxas : I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Squad: Roxas : No you’re not, Roxas ! We still love you, Roxas ! Roxas : If anyone needs me, then back off. Dazai: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Lee: That's great, Dazai. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years. Dazai: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Lee: You always act stupid. Lee: Lee: Wait... Dazai: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Lee: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Dazai: But you’re always acting stupid? Lee: ... Lee: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. Dazai: I’m in love with you. Lee: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Dazai: I know. Lee: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- Lee: What do you want to be for Halloween? Dazai: Yours. Lee: Lee: …yeah, that would be pretty scary. Dazai: Is this your plan B? Lee: Technically, this is plan P. Dazai: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Lee: Yes, but I marry Chuuya in plan M. Chuuya: I like plan M. Chuuya: You got a date yet Lee? Lee: No... Chuuya: Well you do now! Get your a-- up and hold my hand! Dazai: Chuuya, take out the trash. Chuuya: Sure, Lee, will you go out on a date with me? Lee: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Chuuya: Yes? Lee: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Chuuya: Lee: It's gonna be a fun week! Chuuya: I'm going to Dazai's house. Lee: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health ya bum. Dazai: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Lee: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey. Chuuya, talking about Lee: WHAT THE HECK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT DO I DO. Dazai: *heading out to see Chuuya* Lee: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Dazai: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.