A and D to move left and right, space to jump, S to crouch dodge the quarters from the evil man! he got a bad haircut, and is taking out his anger on your poor goose. just keep attacking. grab the knife thirty times to deplete the evil mans HP to zero. If you get hit Six times the EVIL MAN wins. you get a 3 second grace period so you don't die off spawn. had to nuke the goose on the win screen, because the quarters wouldn't despawn. (added a new dev secret)
found a random jump code in a random forum credit to jack for be funny