This is my book Mostly memes Oreo, clearly talking on her iPhone yelling at Pink: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DO YOU MEAN SOUP’ I SENT YOU TO THE SUPERMARKET TO GET COOKIES AND ICE, I WOULD HAVE GONE IF I COULD Pink, sarcastically: Oh riiight, You were cooking and I pushed you and you got burned, That was a mistake. Oreo, yelling: I AM GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM RIGHT NOW, JUST. GET. THE. STUPID. COOKIES AND ICE Pink, now yelling: I TOLD YOU, THERES ONLY SOUP Oreo, now confused: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘ONLY SOUP’ GET OUT OF THE HECKING SOUP ISLE Pink, still yelling: THERE’S MORE SOUP Oreo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN *in a mocking voice* ‘ThErE’s OnLy SoUp?!’ Pink yelling even louder: I’M IN THE SOUP STORE Oreo: WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU IN THE SOUP STORE?! Pink: BECUASE I CAN’T DRIVE AND THE SUPERMARKET IS SO FAR AWAY Oreo, outraged: YOU CAN BLOODY TELEPORT STUPID Pink: ohhhhhhhhh Oreo muttering: I am going to kill you when you come back home. Sunshine: Hey guys, did you know that tea tastes different in hot water? Pink: y-you were putting it in cold water? Oreo: Sunshine. Answer the question. Sunshine. Sunshine: yeah, for 4 years Periwinkle *she’s deaf but with hearing aids she can kinda hear*: 4 BLOODY YEARS?! Pink: Just. Put. It. In the microwave and it boils in like 7 minutes Lavender: WHY. ARE. YOU. PUTTING. IT. IN THE MICROWAVE. Pink: DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO BOIL WATER ON THE STOVE?! Lavender: IT TAKES LESS THEN AN MINUTE. PUT THE CUP ON THE STOVE OR USE AN SAUSEPAN Pink: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE POWERED BY THE FREAKING SUN?! Oreo, laughing: Your putting the whole cup on the stove?! Your stove is enchanted- lol Periwinkle: DO ANY OF YOU OWN AN FREAKING KETTLE?!
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