Yeah Me Ranting :D Kinda A WIP Rn- HE'S HAWT OKAY GUYS?!-
Roxas : What the f---. Roxas : ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. Roxas : Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy. Roxas: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Roxas: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. Lee, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game. Sharptooth: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sharptooth: GLITCH IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sharptooth: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T ! Ink Roxas: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Glitch: wHat? Ink Roxas: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Glitch: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"? Maroon: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Lee: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Sharptooth: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Lee: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. Lee: Uhh.. Sharptooth just asked if we want to… Lee: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carca--es in our homes?” Haryion, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. Lee: Oh, that makes more sense. Lee: Ink Roxas gave me a get better soon card. Blun: That's sweet! Lee: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better. Lee: Watcha doin? Roxas : Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Lee: Scandalous. Lee: Can I help? Haryion: Hey besties- Ink Roxas: Die. Haryion: What did I do to you- Ink Roxas, drowning: Help! Vine: Don't worry, I heard cowards float. Roxas : I'm at a loss for words! Lee: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Roxas yelled at me for the next 45 minutes. Haryion: You look mentally ill. Ink Roxas: I am. Let’s go.
