It is time... Btw I have a Youtube channel now!!! Link is right here: (sorry, im still working on it) Ai version of IPMSM Title: “The Interview Disaster” INT. LIVING ROOM – AFTERNOON A messy but cozy living room. Toys everywhere. An 11-year-old boy, MAX, has set up a “studio” using a phone on a stack of books. He’s holding a hairbrush like a microphone. His 6-year-old sister, LILY, sits on the couch, upside down. MAX (serious, into camera) Welcome back to Max Talks, where I interview important people. Today’s guest… Lily. LILY I’m not important. MAX You are today. Please sit normally. LILY No. (Max sighs, keeps going.) MAX First question. What is your favorite hobby? LILY Eating frosting. MAX That’s not a hobby, that’s— LILY It is if you’re good at it. MAX …Fine. Next question. What are your future goals? LILY To become a unicorn. MAX That’s not possible. LILY Neither is your haircut but here we are. (Max pauses, offended.) MAX Stay on topic. What do you want to be when you grow up? LILY Older. MAX That’s not— LILY And taller than you. MAX You won’t be taller than me. (Lily stands on the couch.) LILY I already am. (Max ignores this.) MAX Okay, serious question. What do you think about your brother? LILY Which one? MAX Me. LILY Oh. You’re… okay. MAX Just okay? LILY Yeah. Sometimes you let me have snacks. MAX I always let you have snacks. LILY Not the good ones. (Max glares.) MAX Moving on. What is your biggest fear? LILY When you try to cook. MAX That happened ONE TIME. LILY The smoke alarm cried. (Max tries to keep composure.) MAX Final question. Do you think this interview is going well? LILY No. MAX Why not? LILY Because you didn’t give me a snack. (Long pause.) MAX …Interview over. (Max reaches to stop recording, but Lily grabs the “microphone.”) LILY Now I interview you. (Max freezes.) LILY Why are you so weird? MAX I’m not— LILY Why do you smell like cheese sometimes? MAX I DON’T— LILY Why is your room illegal? MAX That’s not even a— LILY And why do you run like a chicken? (Max lunges for the phone. Chaos. Camera falls.) CUT TO BLACK. LILY (O.S.) I win the interview! MAX (O.S.) THERE IS NO WINNING—
