Genuine instructions for making peak popcorn: 1. Put in the bag and press 'Popcorn'. 2. Wait for it to start popping. 3. Even if there's time left on the timer, if you can count '1 mississippi' between pops, take it out. It won't all be popped, but the few unpopped kernels will be worth it. The popped ones will be PERFECT✨✨✨ 4. (Optional but you gotta try it) Put chili powder on it. If only Ashfur could read these now...