Eternal sugar: You know you've made it when you see in Mystic flour: This is ridiculous! Shadow milk: Hey, someone’s gotta be the jester for the court. Mystic flour: I would let you ruin my life. Vanilla extract: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait. Vanilla extract: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird. Vanilla extract: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Silent salt: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Vanilla extract: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bulls---!! Silent salt: You take that back!!! Vanilla extract: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end. Shadow milk: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens." *The Squad is on a hike* Shadow milk: It’s beautiful out here. Mystic flour: And quiet. Shadow milk: Too quiet. Mystic flour: Did we lose someone? *cut to Vanilla extract with a bear in a headlock* Silent salt: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Vanilla extract: Wait, what’s the difference? Silent salt: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire. Shadow milk: What's two plus two? Vanilla extract: Math. Shadow milk: ...I will accept that answer. Shadow milk: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. Vanilla extract: So I have made the decision to trust you. Eternal sugar: A horrible decision, really. Shadow milk: What's wrong with you? Mystic flour: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression. Mystic flour: Go to hell! Burning spice: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. Eternal sugar: The word “gay” is actually an acronym. Eternal sugar: God Actually doesn’t mind if You’re gay. Vanilla extract: God Accepts You. Mystic flour: God Always Yugoslavia. Silent salt: Gandalf Ate Yoda. Burning spice: Stop adding random acronyms to this, it was beautiful at first and now it’s not. Shadow milk: God Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because YOLO! Burning spice: I’m going to vomit on you.
