The Terrible Three In a world with superheroes, there's always villains, and this trio proudly display themselves as the great menaces of Chicago. For a solid decade, these evils have been pulling heists together for the longest time and have never been caught, sheltering in their self-branded Terri-Mobile. Sylvester - Matter Master: the team's main man (at least he thinks so) who plots out every robbery, granted with the ability to summon whatever object he wants out of thin air. His biggest secret: he's been kicked out of every single club he's been in (a total of 27) Jack - Spring-Heeled Jack: The action man and getaway driver of the group and owner of the Terri-Mobile (whom he calls 'Nessy') with amazing contortion and the power to jump to amazing heights. His biggest secret: he's never gotten a date once in his life Merrick - The Killer Roach: The team's... uh, he... he was... he's... well, nobody really knows but whatever he is, he has incredible invulnerability. At least, that's wat he calls it. His biggest secret: he's not allowed in Japan anymore.
Song - Jessica by the Allman Brothers I'll be surprised if anyone gets these references.
