art soon! yap-ple: happy birthday caw-dy!! i'm your gift! caw-dy corn, whispering to purr-kin spice: do you have the receipt, or do we have to keep them? purr-kin spice: i know you snuck out last night, yap-ple. cawdy-corn, whispering: play dumb! yap-ple: who's yap-ple? cawdy-corn: not that dumb!!! all three go to prison! they're in jail for: yap-ple: being too cute purr-kin: illegally selling baked goods caw-dy: arson all three are lost in the woods! they: yap-ple: start screeching as loud as they can purr-kin: find help easily and leave caw-dy corn: stumble upon a cult and become a god alignments: yap-ple: chaotic good purr-kin: chaotic neutral caw-dy: true neutral order they eat cereal in: purr-kin: milk, then cereal caw-dy: cereal only yap-ple: eats the cereal, then drinks the milk, then breakdances to mix it up inside their body yap-ple: can hug you and will purr-kin: can k1ll you in an instant for funsies caw-dy: can fairly beat you up but won't "can i copy your homework?" yap-ple: wait we had homework?? purr-kin: mm do something to impress me first caw-dy: [read 5:55 am] "i just feel so empty inside..." yap-ple: [sends funny animal videos] purr-kin: womp womp lol caw-dy: go to therapy purr-kin: i want a baby caw-dy: like, for lunch? yap-ple: uhm, i'm literally a minor and a neurodivergent lol
also have some random hcs (some are de-bunked but oh well): purr-kin found yap-ple and, despite caw-dy's protests, adopted them. caw-dy was not happy but eventually grew to like yap-ple. yap-ple really loves giving their parents nicknames, whether they like it or not. purr-kin is stricter than caw-dy with yap-ple (not by a lot, they're both pretty chill). yap-ple has a curfew and, during the spooky season, a limit on how much candy they can eat yap-ple is addicted to caramel apples, which is how their parents named them! this love for apples was paired with their unending conversations. caw-dy shortened their name when she met purr-kin because purr-kin kept struggling to pronounce it. the last witch (mentioned in a different story) was named sheep-erd's pie
