This was made as a treat for my D&D players; here we meet a friendly(?) NPC shopkeeper, Xiter Nyaras, the floating alien cube! Although you can’t purchase these goods in this program, you are still more than welcome to browse the goods(?) and services this [pointed fellow] has to offer in exchange for your [geometrically circular units of currency]. Simply click / tap the appropriate buttons to browse the catalog and converse with the cube!
Yes, Xiter is heavily inspired by Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune, even using the same theme and manner of speech. They were originally a homebrew D&D player character I created for a friends campaign, and now they have become an (important(?)) NPC player in my own D&D campaign! I <hope/desire/require> my players <enjoy/delight in> my beloved <character/OC/self-insert>.