The Commando Eric Tecumseh Welton was born to a wealthy family in Britain. For a few years, he studied accounting and went to America to study abroad... only to instead sneak off to enlist in the army and fight in the Vietnam War, where he'd go on unprompted massacres and kill random villages, presumably even after the war ended. At some point, he was enlisted by RED. Facts: - his main weapons are a machete, an M60, and a special Agent Orange-engrained grenade - he says that his preference for older warfare and the fact that he left his wealthy family for the war makes him "like Gandhi in a way" - when asked what he finds attractive, he'll always answer "third track on Mack Daddy by Sir Mix-a-Lot"
Song: Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
