07. ✧ the juno bulletin ⊹ issue no. 001 ✧

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⊹₊ ⊹₊ ⊹₊ the juno bulletin || issue no. 001 ⊹₊ ⊹₊ ⊹₊ ☁︎ headline “rebrands, fall, & survival noodles” ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ ⌕ opening log today’s bulletin is sponsored by my inability to stay consistent for more than 48 hours. i rebranded again. new colors, new fonts, same emotional instability ✧ the incident occurred around 2:04 a.m., when i decided my previous aesthetic was “too intentional.” i then spent 45 minutes choosing between two identical shades of beige. i picked a new color palette and it is roughly the same as the previous one. at least i came up with the idea to make this!! its called the juno bulletin and basically sums up my thoughts. i hope yall like this!! to conclude, artistry is pain, and also hex codes. ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ story time : introduction ⟢ first of all i swear i am not making any of this up. if i tried to start from the beginning, i’d need a whole season.. not one bulletin. there’s been hallway drama, a small fire (don’t ask), enemies, friends, crushes, all of it. and i want to tell yall some stories!! (if anyone i know irl finds me im COOKED SIZZLED AND FRIED YALL) so instead of choosing which story to tell, we’re going to pretend this is a documentary and start wherever the camera happened to land today next week ig ill start at the beginning of middle school cuz thats rlly where it all started? ill give u a lil intro to get you hooked. so even tho its not my real name ill just be juno duh, and on my first day of middle school i knew almost no one. seven kids from my elementary school went to my school and two were in any of my classes combined.. and uhhh yeah!! my elective was writing (bc i wanted to be an author at the time) and i had pe, as well as four core classes. pretty standard. thats all u get today and ill start telling u all the INSANE STORIES next time!! love u ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ fit check ⟢ – a black aerie tank top – a pink sweater from hollister on top – low rise light wash baggy jeans from cotton on – mismatched socks (not aesthetic just laundry day TT) – hair down and ugly lolol overall vibe: i tried to be aesthetic but didnt do my hair! ─────────────────────────────── ♪ now playing: 《 the fate of ophelia 》 — taylor swift ⤵ .ılılılllıılılıllllıılılllıllı. 0:24 ─●──────── -3:22 ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺ vol ⟡ 78% loop ⟡ on status: dancing in my desk chair ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ recipe of the week ⟢ ☆ *survival noodles* ☆ serves one overcommitted student ingredients: – 1 packet instant ramen – 1 egg – 1 tsp soy sauce – 1 tsp sesame oil – leftover veggies (optional but impressive) directions: 1. boil noodles until they’re almost soft. 2. drain most of the water, leave a little for sauce. 3. stir in soy sauce + sesame oil. 4. crack the egg in and scramble quickly. 5. add veggies, then dont eat them and leave them in the bowl. pro tip: eat directly from the pot ─────────────────────────────── mini research log ✦ 3 out of 4 rebrands happen between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m. ✦ ramen fixes roughly 62% of creative burnout ✦ drinking 2 cups of tea a day makes you 0% wiser :) ─────────────────────────────── forecast high 81 and low 56 here... when will autumn finally start?? doesnt matter i was drinking psl's before september next issue: data, drama, and maybe cookies. – ur bestie juno ☁︎