Q: Do you have any reason to lie in this confidential session? A: No sir! Or... ma'am Q: How are you feeling? A: Annoyed at my own insane procrastination skills, because I should be doing something productive rn. Q: Do you like the show? (yeah yeah boo tomato tomato whatever, i was just asking..) A: What show are we talkin' about here? Q: How would you describe yourself? A: A stressed person tryna be cheerful. Q: How do you think friends/acquaintances would describe you? A: Positive, kind, loud, a little much at times ;) Q: One sense has to go out of the 5- touch, hearing, taste, sight, smell. Which do you pick to be rid of? (cannot be corrected with equipment/technology of any sort) A: Well, we gotta keep taste, because food's the only reason I'm still here, so I guess touch. Or smell. Q: Quote? (give me a quote isn't a question so i had to sacrifice some detail) A: "Things aren't on fire, fire is on things" - some guy who was either really out of it, or on LSD. (Or both) Q: Ever consider becoming an organ donor? A: For two milliseconds, yeah. Q: Do you think the phenomenon where your life flashes before you eyes before you die is real? A: Nope. Q: What's the most recent dream you can remember? A: It was a dream. That's literally all I could tell ya. Q: If you could be immortal, would you choose to be? (nobody else is- just you) A: Nah, I'll pass. Q: Song that comes to your mind to mention to the viewers at home? A: If Not For You, by George Harrison Q: Best date of the year? (ex: 5/24) A: 12/25 Q: Do you trust your memory? A: Depends on what I'm trying to remember... Q: Do you have recurring dreams? What are they about? A: Girls. Q: What non-technological item are you most attached to in your house? A: FOOD. And books. Q: What's the title of your music playlist? (if you don't have one, the alternative question is What's wrong with you?) A: Good Songz Q: Best compliment you've received? A: Someone once told me one of their goals is to: be more like me, so that's cool I guess. Q: What is your definition of a good person? (morality wise) A: I'm a Christian, so someone who does their best to live like Jesus would. Q: What's the most recent YouTube video you've watched? A: 80 Short Games That Are Worth Your Time Q: Would you be a parkour noob? (be honest with yourself here.) A: Would I be? As in if I ever tried it? Yeah. Q: Do you tend to trust others easily? A: Yep! Excluding you :D Q: How empathetic do you believe you are in relation to other people? A: 50-50 Q: do you think if A: No. Q: Would you rather clip into the backrooms or get a girlfriend? (cmon you knew it was coming) A: Girlfriend. Easy. Q: Who are you? A: You're asking the wrong question bub. Q: How do you feel about identity? (tee hee!) A: I'm not completely sure what you're asking, but referring to gender identity? I believe there is only Man, and Woman, and that's the way the Lord intended it. Q: What's your least favorite part of being you, in particular? A: I'm really good at procrastination. Super good in fact. Q: If you were given the option to skydive expense-free, would you take it? A: You betcha. Q: What color / specific shade would you permanently eradicate from existence? (if you don't hold that much contempt for one specific color, what is generally your least favorite color?) A: I love every color man. Q: If you could only traverse one website for the rest of your life, which would you choose? (as in, every other site, whether visited from (linked to) or embedded in your chosen site wouldn't work.) A: Scratch. Q: Best season of Community? (if you haven't watched it, the alternative question is Why haven't you watched Community yet?) A: Because I wasn't aware of its existence. Q: Do you have any form of synesthesia? A: Not that I know of. Q: What do you think people really need to chill out about? (besides identity <3) (although that does cover a lot of it..) A: I mean, you just said it right there so... Q: Why do you decide to do most, if not all things? A: Um, because I want to. Q: What do most people overestimate or underestimate about you? (although i guess you might not know if people don't tell you what they think of you) A: Underestimate my talent for procrastination. :) Q: What are your standards to consider someone a friend? A: Someone I genuinely enjoy being with, and vice versa for them. Someone who is (or tries to be) kind to me and others. Q: Without looking it up, about how many seconds do you recall are in a year? (i say recall because it's likely you were told at least once in your life) A: 100,000? I dunno. Totally random guess. Q: ya like jazz? A: Sure. Q: Would you answer another one of these if I made one? (i'm probably going to if i get another wave of late-night motivation) A: Sure. Q: What's the quadratic formula again? Seems to have slipped my mind. A: It must've slipped my mind too.
