Edit: Some of these may have wrong syllable counts. You shouldn’t assume I’m perfect at making these. Today I told Caine I was tired of my job. “People make assumptions all over the internet,” I said to him. “It’s pointless to try and stop it.” Caine suggested I take a break from my job and make a few haikus. It has been very relaxing. I have also decided to take a one-week vacation to relax. I will not be online for an entire week. I’m very excited to eat digital pastries and see digital beaches and watch digital whales.
