"Shut up you neurodivergent nitpicker" "Hey, remember that time you got braces? Bam! Now we're even" "I'll show you a deadly pencil" "Alright, now back to the salt mines" "Some random suburb" "Most exquisite, my kind sir" "This is why you're seven!" "It's a letter of the alphabet, my friend" "Not the squid people!" "Her hat should be bigger" "SHhH!! Crispito moment!" "I don't want the corn!" "Your face has moons" "All roads lead to Romeo" "Number one: Don't go to school tomorrow" "Rain makes people gloomy or happy. And then there's us." "I wish they banned fun" "Rain=silly=production" "We don't talk about Ed" "As long as it's not something illegal I'll be fine with it" "We can make it less ugly by making it more ugly" "It's cause of the rain, the rain makes us, the rain, the rain" "I'm taking your left" "He's gonna throw bugs at us. How sad." "Stop be three" "I love homo and not phobic" "French is terrifying" "I thought that I was your chair." "No more date" "We don't talk about the Canva" "We're never silly goofy" "But I'd steal anime" "I eat them- literally." "Nooo, my yards!" "Don't eat my frogs!!" "It already is if you're autistic enough" "Hello fellow teenager" "Don't touch my goober" "Well I'm a junior, how about that?" "You stick" "I mean I can tattoo your eyes" "I don't need to see to see that it's broken in half" "Hello Capy The-Bara Destroyer-Of-Worlds" "They might not believe I'm a person, but at least they'll believe that I'm not a robot" "I'm not addicted you're addicted" "And I flew out to German" "They look like coffee beans at the emergency room" "We're not throwing footballs we're throwing capybaras" "Please don't feed the paper" "I'm weaker.. shorter.. whatever" "Ah, yes, my favorite spice: Legos." "I'm only sitting here because there's no room on the floor" "Am I your twin?" "No woman will ever love you for who you are" "Noah's arc? Is that what I'm hearing?" "You have one braincell and its fighting itself for fifth place." "I don't wanna be a ribbon" "How do we trademark trademark?" "Many a capybara" *gasp* "My seat! My seat! My seat!" "It's in hell, that's why" "Is the apple the hero?" "Speak your truth, white girl" "I invented walking" "Get orbited" "How do I explain this to the fitness journal?" "American as a slur" "Wait, I'm not an orange" "Two baby dolphins in the microwave" "It's gay to be back" "No, Abraham the Abraham" "The colors are moving" "Reminder to zebra" "Why not, bro?" "What is direction" Get stolen from, buddy" "You must remember, I'm always listening" "Probably because it's coming from your pocket "I'm Nick but very sick" "Plastic is tasty" "Snacks, sacrifices, and yapping" "I inflict wounds" "I stole the bus" "Carrie needs therapy, it's confirmed lore now" "Hi I'm the gay demon" If you guess which ones were said by me and/or my teachers I'll (probably) follow you! I will add more
Bonus. A conversation between my brother and I on our way to school: Him: I have a test to see how smart you are. How many eggs does a rooster lay a day? Me: Um. I don't freaking know. Him: Zero, it's a rooster Me: Well maybe the rooster is trans. Did you ever think of that? Also I googled it and trans roosters are actually a real thing. They can't lay eggs after they transition, though.