⊹₊ ⊹₊ ⊹₊ the juno bulletin || issue no. 002 ⊹₊ ⊹₊ ⊹₊ ☁︎ headline “chaos, math, + cookies" ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ ⌕ opening log today’s mood: caffeinated, slightly chaotic, 87% overthinking, 13% heroic ✧ i reorganized my folders, almost color-coded my life, and accidentally labeled my math notes as “art inspiration.” current accomplishment: successfully avoided stepping on three rogue shoelaces in the hallway without tripping. recent disaster: broke my bow necklace TT but it doubles as a heroic story prop now. ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ story time : uhh kinda restarting! ⟢ ok so in the last bulletin i said id go thru my whole middle school experience! i changed my mind hehe, id rather just give you guys stories about what’s going on rn. ik no one’s reading this anyway but i need to let it out smhw so idc uh here we go! okay so little story time. there was this guy who i met last year and thought he was kinda cute. didnt like him or anything but we became friends pretty quickly and honestly i think he was flirting with me. i told my friends (i kinda lied pls don’t come at me it was a white lie) that i liked him bc there wasn’t any new gossip and we were bored TT well call the guy “lychee” so then im sitting in class and i hear two of my friends talking. one of them is friends with lychee the other is the sister of another girl, and we’ll call that girl “kiwi”. so kiwi is a big jerk, she’s really mean and stuff and steals stuff from people, just not a great girl, but she’s really popular and only me and my friends know abt this bc one of us used to be really close friends with her and then was personally wronged. these two kids during class start talking about kiwi and lychee and how they’re talking and might start dating! so im like uh oh i need to tell my friends that lychee is with another girl and pretend to get over him or smthn. so after a few days i decide to tell them what i heard. one of my friends, well call her “blueberry”, asked “is it the your lychee (he has dark hair) or the blonde lychee?” i didnt know anyone who shared his name so i just said the one i like. ok so it settles down things are normal for a while… im thinking lychee doesn’t like me so this “flirting” is his way of being friendly. so i do it back, hoping we can be better friends w/out things being weird. and then i see one of my friends made an ig carousel post in which kiwi and some guy are touching or looking at each other in EVERY PHOTO! and guess what. HES BLONDE. so now ive realized that this isn’t the dark haired lychee, and blueberry was actually right it was the blonde one. bigger problem: now im like 90% sure he IS flirting with me, and ive been doing it back this whole time. and ngl after ALL THAT im still lying to my friends bc i still haven’t told them its the blonde lychee, and they think i don’t like the brunette lychee “anymore” but ngl im kind of catching feelings after all of this happened… and ik i should tell them bc i love my friends but i really want this whole thing to settle TvT…. honestly i think im starting to like him NOW idk what happened its been a whole year uh yeah..! if you have advice that’s much appreciated ;; ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ fit check ⟢ – navy Anastasia sweats from brandy – white babydoll top from pacsun – gray sweater jacket from hollister – broken bow necklace, now officially symbolic overall vibe: cozy + wintery energy ─────────────────────────────── ♪ now playing: 《 izna 》 — izna ⤵ .ılılılllıılılıllllıılılllıllı. 0:48 ─●──────── 02:55 ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺ vol ⟡ 79% loop ⟡ on status: quietly pretending i’m in a music video while walking to class ─────────────────────────────── ⟢ recipe of the week ⟢ ☆ *chocolate chip cookies* ☆ makes ~12 small cookies ingredients: – 1 cup flour – 1/2 cup sugar – 1/2 cup butter (softened) – 1 tsp vanilla extract – 1/2 tsp baking soda – pinch of salt – 1/2 cup chocolate chips directions: 1. preheat oven to 350°F / 175°C 2. mix butter + sugar until creamy 3. stir in vanilla, then flour, baking soda, salt 4. fold in chocolate chips 5. scoop onto baking sheet, bake 10–12 min 6. eat immediately while narrating your middle school chaos pro tip: extra cookies = extra morale ─────────────────────────────── mini research log ✦ first-day survival rate ∝ number of friendly strangers you meet ✦ happiness index: +97% ✦ chocolate chip cookies improve confidence by at least 63% (unofficial) ✦ math equations remain terrifying ─────────────────────────────── forecast high 83 / low 55 n SUNNY AF ☀︎ perfect for walking to class, dodging rogue shoelaces, and eating cookies bc they dont serve ice cream in october watching gilmore girls gtg – ur bestie juno
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