Characters - Interviewer, Interviewee *In Elevator* *Elevator music plays* Interviewee (to himself) - "Okay, you got this. Don't say anything dumb this time." *Elevator opens* *Walks to into office* Interviewer - "Welcome! Have a seat" *Interviewee sits down* *chair breaks immediately* Interviewer - "bruh" Interviewer - *sighs* "Well tell me about yourself" Interviewee - "Well, I like-" *cut off by goofy music* "oh jeez um music?" Interviewer - "Moving on. What's your biggest strength?" Interviewee - "Probably lifting 100 pounds :P" Interviewer - "......" Interviewer - "Fine. Why should we hire you?" Interviewee - "Because I hate j*bs" *Silence for a couple seconds* *crickets* *Interviewee gets booted out of office into space* *Interviewee lands on outro screen and outro starts* Moral of the story: Stay unemployed
