(click) We're expanding cause no one else wants the Islets. Sue me.
We haven't moved into all this land yet. we are currently sending out explorers to see what's up. Other than the sky. NOTE: FROM THIS POINT ON, SOME HUMOR IS USED THAT MAY NOT BE SUTABLE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Topic reason: dr*g mention, vi0lence, crude humor A pirate threat has gone up around the northern coasts due to increasing piracy and pillaging going on. More on that later. In other news, the king has suggested the idea to the High Council to officialize a currency. The councils agreed and in six months' time (a month and a half IRL) we will officially get off bartering. And dr*gs. Haha, just kidding, we're never getting of dr*gs. The councils have also removed all taxes on the water they own. This was done to attract commerce in the same way I attracted your mother. You may be wondering how our government works. In other news the Neo Arktisian government has been offering trade deals to other countries in hopes to actually make money. Did I mention there would be a festival? For what you ask? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Seal hunting has decreased by more or less than a percent. Note: the identity of the writer has been cropped due to being under the witness protection act. We wish you luck, Jorge Heggars. If you were wondering most of the humor was inspired by or stollen from How It's Actually Made on YouTube.
