How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of war (Principle of war) That almost every nation knows Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest) And check it this is how it goes The nation that invaded gotta attack And conquer and develop and bombard and strike And the nation that doesn't Well the nation that doesn't Winds up someone else's pu-pu-pu-pu-puppet (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm just sayin' How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in politics (Principle in politics) That everybody knows is sound It says the people with the power (People with the power) Make this ever-loving world How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of leadership (Principle of leadership) That almost every nation knows Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest) And check it this is how it goes The nation that invaded gotta attack And conquer and develop and bombard and strike And the nation that doesn't Well the nation that doesn't Winds up someone else's pu-pu-pu-pu-puppet (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm just sayin' How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in power (Principle in power) That everybody knows is sound It says the people with the money (People with the money) Make this ever-loving world go 'round So I'm biggering my Influence I'm biggering my Empire I'm biggering my title Everybody out there, take care of yours And me? I'll take care of Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line) Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke) Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop) Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop Come on how bad can I possibly be? How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building an Imperium How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppet How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of land goes to Pozori How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All the nations are uniting (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the territory's multiplying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the Uzbens are lying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the Madridians are denying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few nations are dying? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying How bad... How bad can this possibly be? 'round
