### Schlep Anthem (Gen Z Parody — to the tune of All Star) Somebody once told me that Roblox was a vibe, But lowkey it’s sus, yeah it eats your time. They flex with fake perks and clout they can’t earn, While real creators schlep and get ghosted by the burn. Verse 1 No cap, the UI’s a maze and the updates flop, Paywalls on paywalls, drain your wallet nonstop. Creators grinding late, platform ghosts the grind, Meanwhile corporate big flex reads like a bind. Schlep in the DMs, schleppin’ on the feed, We’re building something better, real users we need. #freeschlep on repeat, loud in every thread, We’re vibin’ off community, not the fake cred. Chorus Hey now, schleppers roll up, glow up, go play, Hey now, log off Roblox, we’re making our way, #freeschlep in the caption, #freeschlep in the bio, All that clout is rented — we’re steady on the low. Hey now, schleppers rise, we code, we slay, #freeschlep every drop, every single day. Verse 2 Toxic badge flexers tryna gatekeep the scene, But schleppers collab hard and keep their builds clean. No drama, no scams, just memes and sick collabs, We ghost the hype and craft the non-stop labs. Gen Z energy, chaotic but kind, We stan real artists, not the corporate grind. Schlep anthem blasting, chorus on replay, Tag your crew, hit the trend, let the platform decay. Bridge We don’t cancel creators, we cancel the scheme, We reclaim the sandbox, make a wholesome dream. From late-night protos to pixelated art, Schlep culture’s pushing forward, that’s the start. in the comments, in the tags, We’re building new worlds, no more corporate rags. Chorus (final) Hey now, schleppers roll up, glow up, go play, Hey now, log off Roblox, we’re making our way, in the caption, in the bio, All that clout is rented — we’re steady on the low. Hey now, schleppers rise, we code, we slay, every drop, every single day. Outro Somebody once told me that it’s time to switch lanes, We schlep for the real ones, drop the fake chains. — viral, loud, and free, Schleppers unite, build the future, let it be.
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