CLICK THE FLAG FIRST BEFORE READING THIS This is the skit were doing -MALK-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty62YzGryU4 fee free to ask any questions if your still confused on what to do UNLESS ITS HOW TO COMPETE
SCRIPT HERE! INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT CHAR 2 and CHAR 3 are hanging out. CHAR 1 walks in. CHAR 2 Hey [CHAR 3] you got anything to drink? CHAR 3 yeah, in the fridge. CHAR 1 Hey [CHAR 2], uh, grab me a glass of malk. CHAR 2 We don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk. CHAR 3 That's what he just said. CHAR 1 Yeah, I just want some malk. CHAR 2 No, you're saying it wrong. You're saying "malk," like it's a disease. CHAR 3 How do you say it? CHAR 2 I'm saying it the way everyone outta say it. Milk. M-I-L-K. CHAR 3 Right, like two percent! CHAR 1 Right, whole malk. CHAR 2 No, no, no, no, no. Say "milkshake." CHAR 1 Milkshake. CHAR 2 Okay, now say "milk." CHAR 1 (Pause) Malk. CHAR 2 ...Are you hearing this? CHAR 3 Yeah. The man wants a glass of mulk. CHAR 2 MULK? CHAR 3 GIVE HIM THE MULK, [CHAR 2]! CHAR 4 [CHAR 3], inside voices, please! DONOVAN: Sorry, [CHAR 4]. My white friends. CHAR 1 [CHAR 2], POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK! CHAR 2 Why are you yelling at me?! CHAR 3 JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING MULK! CHAR 2 YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING! CHAR 1 WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, [CHAR 2]! CHAR 2 NO, YOU'RE SAYING MALK. YOU'RE SAYING— CHAR 1 & CHAR 3 (overlapping and shouting) MAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLKKK! MUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLKKKK! CHAR 2 SHUT UP! SHUT, UP! (pulls out a gun and points at his head) CHAR 3 You better put it down, [CHAR 2]! CHAR 1 Don't do it, [CHAR 2]! CHAR 2 You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! That doesn't make any sense! CHAR 3 PUT THE GUN DOWN MAN! (ramble) CHAR 1 PUT THE GUN DOWN! (ramble) CHAR 2 PUT YOUE GUNS AWAAAYYYYY!!!! (more yelling) I'M GOING TO KMS OVER THIS!!! (more screaming until its cuts) CHAR 2 And then after that we pull the trigger, all of us. CHAR 1 No we are not filming something like that! CHAR 2 Why not? CHAR 1 It's sooo, dark idk...
