If you want him to stop saying banana, hold down the first letter of _________ name for him. Yup. Kinda obvious, but hey. This thing is critically acclaimed. Yeah. Also, if holding down "P" doesn't work, well... I'm trying to fix that. Try spamming "P" as well. "P.Guin McLollercopter's #1 Knock Knock Joke is uproarious and the best of the millennia! ...Is that enough to get the money?" -That one critic that only wants money By the way, my dad loves this joke.
Allll me. Except for everything but the code. The code is mine. Nothing else is. Also, the joke is: " Person one: Knock knock! Person two: Who's there? Person one: Banana. Person two: Banana who? Person one: Knock knock! (Repeat this a few times) Person one: Knock knock! Person two: Who. Is. There. Person one: Orange! Person two: Orange... who? Person one: Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?!"