“You ever hear of a kid’s show called Reimer’s Rhyme Time? Most people haven’t. It ran for, what, a couple months back in the late ‘80s on some local channel that doesn’t even exist anymore. It was this… weird little show — a talking cat in a blue suit, big grin, top hat. He taught poems and word games. Nothing special, right? But the thing is — no one can find the tapes. Not the full episodes, anyway. The station went under, and everything was wiped. Except one file. One cursed, broken file people call Reimer.EXE. I’ve seen it. It starts normal enough — a flicker of color, a tune you half-remember from somewhere. Then, the sound starts bending. His voice gets warped, stretched, like he’s trying to rhyme but the words don’t match anymore. And then he looks at you. I don’t mean at the camera. I mean at you. He says— ‘You turned me off, you let me fade, Forgot the friend that you once made…’ That’s when I realized what this was. It wasn’t just a cartoon. He… he remembers us. Every kid who used to watch, who left him behind when the channel died. The red static behind him starts to pulse — like a heartbeat. You can almost hear whispering in the distortion. I shut it off. But sometimes, when my TV glitches, I swear I can still hear him. ‘Remember me, and I’ll remember you.’”
press space for artwork and a for his ending theme song b for his song lyrics (its just a loop)
