THIS IS DIRECTLY TAKEN FROM YEDGRAPH'S "SECRET" MESSAGE TO @EFFERBOT. APPARENTLY IT'S IN HITTITE- I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS AT 6 IN THE MORNING. CLICK TO SWITCH SLIDES. I'LL TRY TO TRANSLATE THIS AT SOME POINT, BUT IF ANYONE ELSE IS WILLING TO ATTEMPT IT, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
@YEDGAPH FOR KINDLY PROVIDING ME WITH THIS MESSAGE! SLIDES 1 AND 2 ARE CODED MESSAGES. SLIDE 3 IS WARPED HITTITE TEXT- PRESUMABLY TRANSLATED FROM THE CODE. SLIDE 4 IS MY ATTEMPT TO UN-WARP THE TEXT. SLIDE 5 IS A TRANSCRIPTION OF THE HITTITE TEXT AGAIN, I WILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO ANYONE WHO FIGURES THIS OUT FOR ME.