This is a short (funny?) skit. There is no plot to it. (<-- How did I rhyme that????) What's For Breakfast? The kids are sitting at the dining table. Dad is cooking breakfast. Kids: What's for breakfast, Dad? Dad: Pig. An image of a pig enters the kid's mind. They look at each other, confused. Kids: What's for lunch? Dad: Chicken. An image of a chicken enters the kid's mind. They look at each other, worried. Kids: What's for dinner? Dad: Cow. An image of a cow enters the kid's mind. They look at each other, horrified, and then they turn around to look at their Dad, horrified expressions still on their face. Dad walks over and sets a plate of bacon down on the table. Dad: Otherwise, known as bacon, rotisserie, and steak. The kids give their Dad the death stare. Dad (innocently): What? Be honest; tell me what you think! How do y'all's like my eggs?
I'd kinda like to see how this will play out: MY SKIT IS UP FOR ANIMATIONS!!!!!!!! I don't care who does it and I don't care how many of you do it, I just want to see if someone does it. Just make sure to credit who you got the story from ;)