AFTERMATH : pilot

Instructions

[ hunter ] : okay! so there might of been a few setbacks with my co-host here-- [ ?? ] : pft. a few setbacks. sure. [ hunter ] : quiet. -there was a pause- [ hunter ] : anyways! with that, I have a guest on the show filling in jamies place FOR NOW. please welcome, everybody's favorite purple haired star, ECLIPSE! (jamie WILL be in actual episodes, I just need to check with noah really quick because I really felt uncomfortable using jamie without asking noah. sorry for everyone who is feral for janter) [ eclipse ] : hellooo total drama legices !! *she says, walking onstage from the curtains.* [ hunter ] : now, I know this is named 'aftermath' BUT we cant start doing actual stuff until you fill out these questions in the comments ! [ eclipse ] : you can find the questions in the notes and credits, so make sure to check those out. [ hunter ] : okay,, this is really stupid. I sound like patryck or something. y'know what I think? [ eclipse ] : hunter. [ hunter ] : I THINK. that someone on this show is a dumb, bleach brained, arrogant piece of- [ eclipse ] : HUNTER! [ hunter ] : *he sighs* anyways, I will now be answering some popular questions from the media or whatever, read aloud by-- [ eclipse ] : by mee <3 [ hunter ] : no, really? *the two glare at each other, then start giggling.* [ eclipse ] : okay, okay, question one. who did you want to win total drama legices? [ hunter ] : me, obviously. [ eclipse ] : y'know what I meant. [ hunter ] : ..christina. we spoke like, three times but I told her I wanted her to be the one to get outta here with the money. what can I say? I'm a guy of my word. [ eclipse ] : heartfelt. next question. who was your least favorite contestant? [ hunter ] : easy. onyx [ eclipse ] : why? [ hunter ] : she was such a little pick me. i literally told you this. [ eclipse ] : i knew that, but the viewers didnt. [ hunter ] : now YOU sound like patryck [ eclipse ] : eugh. third question, highly suggested, by the way. did you like jamie? [ hunter ] : theres NO way it says that ! *he punches her, teasingly.* [ eclipse ] : *eclipse dramatically stumbles backwards because of it then snickers* it really does! *eclipse giggled* [ hunter ] : I'm still not gonna answer it. [ eclipse ] : fine, then. do what ya want. [ eclipse ] : next question! *she squints at the note card before adjusting her glasses* oh golly I wonder who wrote this *their voice was full of sarcasm* [ hunter ] : read the damn question. [ eclipse ] : *she clears their throat* are you safe and healthy right now? [ hunter ] : no, I live with a 5'3 purple haired monster. I'm in danger. *there was a pause* [ hunter ] : but seriously,, I'm okay. [ eclipse ] : yap yap yap. okay! why'd you go maroon.? (his hair color) [ hunter ] : cause. its absolutely fire. [ eclipse ] : no its not. why'd you do it? [ hunter ] : cause you have purple hair and I had red hair. its a mix between them both. *he mumbled* [ eclipse ] : awh. love you too, hunts. ( THIS IS PLATONIC ) [ hunter ] : whatever, back to the questions. [ eclipse ] : okay, question number-- I lost track. who is your favorite contestant on the new show? [ hunter ] : charlie. [ eclipse ] : why? [ hunter ] : she played roblox with me before. AND-- everyone else seems annoying. EPISCALLY- [ eclipse ] : hold that thought! next question, who's your least favorite on the new show? [ hunter ] : daren. [ eclipse ] : why? *she asked, her voice teasing.* [ hunter ] : clipsy. [ eclipse ] : someones deflecting-! [ hunter ] : ECLIPSE! [ eclipse ] : yeesh, sensitive topic? [ hunter ] : you know the answer to that. [ eclipse ] : sorry. *silence* [ hunter ] : ANYWAYS! that's time! ahah.. make sure to fill out those questions down below! and we will see you next time on [ both ] : total drama legacies !! *the stage lights turn off* [ eclipse ] : I said I was sorry. *the curtains close and the episode ends*