Use the up/down keys to scroll up and down my masterpiece. NEXT CHAPTER: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1068123573/
I'm pretty sure writing this lovely little satire made me burn like 200 calories. TW: - heavily exaggerated violence (mostly just a lot of blood and getting stabbed, no guts or anything) - LETHAL doses of ~~cringe~~ (just ask my beta readers. I'm pretty sure I died them. they are now died.) - I write bad on purpose (mortals will shrivel upon the revelation of my ~~edgy side~~) DISCLAIMER: In case the title (and thumbnail) wasn’t blatant enough, this is *satire*. I do not usually write like this. Life is alright, a good number of people understand me, the monsters in my head help me with algebra, and my soul is probably some pleasant shade of turquoise-ish off-white. So yeah, don’t take this too seriously. I would like to thank @theberetgirl (who has left Scratch, but their projects are still up) for the scrolling-up-and-down mechanic. I would also like to thank a friend of mine for helping out with this story a bit as well.
