arrow keys to move space to change car It's an experiment, ok? It's not perfect, and I'm probably not gonna turn this into anything. Try not to ram into the wall repeatedly, ok? That'll get it stuck.
Cars: The Green Machine (AKA a sedan): Description: Seriously, who would want to go racing in a family car? Rating: Slow The Car (AKA a car): Description: Who had the bright idea of attaching their science experiment to this sports vehicle? Rating: Slow Yellow Bolt (AKA a fancy car): Description: Which is not related in any way to Lightning McQueen. Rating: Medium Hot Weelz (AKA painted car): Description: It's not a racecar, the trunk is on fire! Rating: Medium Clorophyll (AKA grass car): Description: Ok, so 100% all natural except for the gasoline may not have been the brightest idea... Blue Hue (AKA actual racecar): Description: You wanna buy the all new Sanza Groove? Well it's practically free at $2000, not including wheels, engine, windows, seats, trunk, chassis, axles, gears, the control panel, and tax! Rating: Fast Chromogledon (AKA Steel Robot): Description: A big hulking piece of engine out of a fighter jet. Safety test done by a Foreign Language Major with an impressive GPA of 2.1 Rating: Fast Yellow Fever (AKA a harmless racecar): Description: Trust me, you're not old enough to drive this yet. I dare you not to ram into the wall. Rating: Insane Green Dragon (AKA Why do I have to do an AKA?): Description: Only blows fire on days ending with an "e". Rating: Insane Experiment 97011 (AKA part of a Stealth Bomber) Description: Hear that fellas? That's a sonic boom! See that fellas? Oh wait you can't, its faster than light. Rating: Insane Lord of Time (AKA your teddy bear): Description: Darn it! Why did scratch crash again? Rating: Monster Lord Tank (AKA Big Mammy): Description: Used in WW2. Huggable. Thar she blows. Rating: Snail.
