“i blew up earth lol“ - @CatScratchMD “school is a scam made by schools to produce more schools” -@Hotdawg_Coder “took bro's inhaler, he swears he ain't addicted but he's on the floor spasming violently smh” -@leefee “when I was opening up my Morse code translator, I got jumpscare by minecraft” -@Veeronica_Forsaken “they need to make depressants, some people are too happy” -@ifeelsoalone “Dizzy izzy crashed into a wall, she woke up in the middle of spring and thought it was fall” -@l-dont-exist “your pfp makes my bowels quake” -@butteruser7 “Grifftopia has changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the comments, I smell it in the air, Much that once was, is lost. For none now live, who indeed remembers it.” -@sebastiangab123 “why did they make the black mob steal blocks mojang is racist” -@ballooncat354 “The objective of golf is to play less golf” -@discoman57 “cant say uranium without the yum” -@i_luv_coding_games "Yes. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. "Our Pasta, who art in a colander, drained be thy noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'amen"" -@ServantofDeus “i made a dihh” - “i lov toes” - “my mom won't get me a ukulele because she knows i'll have too much power” - “The infinite monkey theory states that if you give infinite monkeys a pen and paper (or other equipment) at least one will write Shakespeare. This is because an infinite amount of monkeys produces infinite outcomes, and therefore, every possible outcome.” - “ "Rahhhh shrek flash" -diary of a womp womp kid “ -
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