Let's find out if I'd be a good mom! Sleepovers: 0-4 - Yeah, no. Nope. 5-7 - Hmmm... only if it's at our house. 8-12 - Yeah, totally! 13+ - As long as there are no girls/boys. Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 7:30 5-7 - 9:00 8-10 - 9:00-9:30 11-12 - 9:30 13+ - 10:00 (unless ur 18+) Devices: 0-4 - REGULARLY MONITORED TV WITH ONLY NURSERY RHYMES ON YT KIDS. 5-7 - ONLY TV 8-12 - iPad or laptop (what? I had one when I was 8!) 13+ - I will give you your first phone when 16. At least you have a laptop, so chill out. Makeup: 0-7 - ABSOLUTELY NOT U SMALL-MINDED SEPHORA KID! 8-12 - Uh.. just a bit of lip gloss would do. That's it. 13+ - "Hey, darlin'! Do you remember the 16+ rule??" Grades: As and Bs - WOW amazing! Cs - Try and improve your grades, ok hon? Fs - Is ThIs WhAt I tAuGhT yOu???? Allowance: 0-4 - No, you're too young 5-7 - *tries to persuade child that gifts pre-bought are better than just money* 8-12 - Only if you're on your best behaviour. 13-16 - Ok sure! 17+ - Just get a job Smoking: 0-17 - ABSOLUTELY NOT! 18+ - NO ARE YOU CRAZY? Rate me out of 10 in the comments!
