Bitterling — "1% Mad, 99% Cute" Pale chub — "The Misjudged Small Fry" Crucian carp — "Juvenile of the River" Dace — "A True Golden Annoyance" Carp — "The Throat of the Pond" Koi — "A True 'Blue' Boi (i'm not blue)" Goldfish — "Worth It's Weight" Pop-eyed goldfish — "Devourer of Spinach" Ranchu goldfish — "Well-Dressed Palette" Killifish — "Tiny Little Devil" Crawfish — "The Miniature Lobster" Soft-shelled turtle — "Flat Little Inconvenience" Snapping turtle — "Rhythmic Mouther" Tadpole — "Cherishable, or Sellable" Frog — "Your New Neighbor" Freshwater goby — "Easy to say 'Goodbye'" Loach — "The Reproach" Catfish — "Abnormal Whisker" Giant snakehead — "Doesn't Hiss, Makes You Instead" Bluegill — "Colorful Little Thing" Yellow perch — "Bird in the Water" Black bass — "Most Metal Fraud" Tilapia — "Neon Eyecatcher" Pike — "The Cannibal" Pond smelt — "The One Who Dealt It" Sweetfish — "Nicest Fish You'll Ever Meet" Cherry salmon — "Doubling Up The Height" Char — "Half Burned, Half Chair" Golden trout — "The Second Best Thing" Stringfish — "Absolute Pain In The Buttocks" Salmon — "The Fish of the Mouth" King salmon — "The Ruler of the Mouth" Mitten crab — "Uncomfortable for your Fingers, Ironically" Guppy — "Teeny Tiny Team Newbie" Nibblefish — "The Bane of your Dead Skin" Angelfish — "So-Called 'Angel'" Betta — "Prototype for Absolute Beauty" Neon tetra — "Distant Cousin of Tilapia" Rainbowfish — "Keeper of the Pot of Goldfish" Piranha — "A Colorful Predator" Arowana — "Bird Of The Amazon" Dorado — "The Apex" Gar — "Nosed Oxygen-Breather" Arapaima — "The Colossus Of The Amazon" Saddled bichir — "A Real Horse Mackerel" Sturgeon — "Performs Sturgery" Sea butterfly — "Out-Of-This-World" Sea horse — "A Real Horse Mackerel" Clown fish — "Nemo" Surgeonfish — "Dory" Butterfly fish — "Floatingly Spreadingly Yellow" Napoleonfish — "Genius of the Fish Military" Zebra turkeyfish — "Here, There, Everywhere" Blowfish — "The Ultimate Devourer of Carrots" Pufferfish — "Sucker for Air" Anchovy — "The Clones" Horse mackerel — "Not Actually a Horsey" Barred knifejaw — "A Mouth for Cutting" Sea bass — "At Most C+" Red snapper — "Dapper Fellow" Dab — "It Who Is Not Bad" Olive flounder — "A Pity To Catch One" Squid — "The Inkling Of Repitition" Moray eel — "Living Overripening Banana" Ribbon eel — "Flingly Thing" Tuna — "Off-Key Speedster" Blue marlin — "The Fish with a Point" Giant trevally — "Apex of the Saltwater" Mahi-mahi — "Colorful Explosion" Ocean sunfish — "Sun Worshiper" Ray — "The Fish That Goes One-Way" Saw shark — "Sea Saw" Hammerhead shark — "A Bonk of Terror" Great white shark — "Misunderstood Sea Puppy" Whale shark — "The Titan" Suckerfish — "A True Sucker" Football fish — "AkA Soccer Fish" Oarfish — "The One That Got Away" Barreleye — "Alien of the Night" Coelacanth — "Critically Endangered, But Overpopulated"
Nintendo. Yes, I know. I've such a Wave-Tossed Life-Form.
