(I'm not a bird!! Weird, right??) Behold, the doorman!! Basically, he can open doors in time and space (well, mostly space, time is kinda stuck right now) to teleport. When a door is opened, another rectangle appears somewhere and essentially breaks reality to allow transport. If a door is opened with no other end... it leads to a strange, infinite maze of hallways and hotel rooms... also key and lock powers too and silly twisty arms and no face
