Welcome to the 1st ever Mojang Merger Mix. This doubles as my first Contest Entry for @Fumiko______________'s art contest! ====== Picture this: Azusawa Kohane, the undisputed "How Did We Get Here?" MVP of the Vivid Bad Squad, accidentally clicked on a link that just totally screamed "Free Unlimited Crystals Hack (TOTALLY LEGIT)." ...and within the 0.5 seconds it took her even to even begin to start regretting her life choices? BWOOMP! She gets sucked up and gets sent straight into the world of Minecraft. (Following an ominously discreet corporate handshake between Sega and Mojang... one that suspiciously lurked in the shadows and probably breaches more than a few inter-dimensional trade treaties... both parties reached a murky agreement to keep things under wraps... at least until she managed to take down the Ender Dragon.) Now she’s trapped with nothing but her [questionable] wits, her [debatable] courage, and an [empty] inventory full of bad decisions, you can watch as she: - Punches trees with the raw power of existential dread - Weeps over her first crafting table, completely unaware of what to even do with it. - Gets psychologically terrorized by a zombie splashed with a slowness potion... like, seriously... this creature could be outrun by a snail wearing concrete shoes. But wait! There’s more! - You can also witness Kohane forget how to sprint like it’s an Olympic sport - See her lose 1v1 battles no matter how favorable the odds are for her. - Listen to her scream at dirt... because, honestly, why not? Armed with the sacred powers of friendship, mild panic, and zero survival instincts, can she: - Survive the night without bursting into tears? - Create an escape plan that doesn’t follow the logic of “I’ll just die and respawn”? - Craft one (1) stone sword without consulting a 47-page wiki article first? ====== Behind the Blocks: Before you ask... Yes, I might’ve put a bit too much blood, sweat, and tears into the making of this pixel art. The complexity? Astronomical. The sanity cost? Non-refundable. The number of times I whispered “is this how I’ll die?” That’s classified. The design complexity almost reached the stack limit like it was a Minecraft llama spitting in my face, and every layer required the precision of a Redstone Engineer who is on a never-ending sugar rush... So was it worth it? ABSOLUTELY! I also used commands to summon a giant, and gave it attributes using the new /attribute commands to scale it to an absolutely ginormous scale size. ...Why? Because my brain said “no,” to which I responded with “haha too bad.” Then I did the math: The giant undead creature is roughly 7 and a half blocks taller than the overall build, and the whole statue of her clips just 10 blocks below Minecraft’s current stack limit as of posting. What do you think? Should I unleash more of these chaotic Minecraft crossover adventures? Let me know in the comments below!
